Donald Trump Nicknames

Sentient caps-lock button

Freshly sandpapered reality star

Two-bit wall salesman

Melting hunk of uninformed apricot Jell-O

Erratic rage quasar

America’s first appendix

Backfired wish that Republicans made on a cursed monkey’s paw

Agent Orange

Bigoted See ‘n Say

Dauphin of Breitbartistan

Demagoguing bag of candy corn

George Wallace in a wig

Cheap National Front knockoff

Muddled asshole yearning to scream free

Big hairy orange villain

Leering dildo

M. Night Orangeman

Grotesque caterpillar turning into a somehow even more grotesque butterfly

Heretical billionaire bully

Nativist foghorn

Crotch-fondling slab of rancid meatloaf

Casino Mussolini

Monstrous apricot bulb

Hometown embarrassment

Screaming carrot demon

First-grader with a head injury

16-month Hindenburg explosion

Orange supremacist

Sociopathic 70-year-old toddler

Failed QVC steak salesman

Nasty garbage monster

The white power movement’s orange ally

Thrice-married foul-mouthed tit judge who likes Planned Parenthood and thinks Corinthians is a type of car upholstery

Two-bit used hate salesman

The asteroid that just destroyed a party of dinosaurs

Dick-waving Berlusconi knockoff

Fat Elvis

Large-mouthed ass


Rich asshole who wants to be king of America

Tangerine tinted trash can fire

Tax-cheating, investor-swindling, worker-shafting, dictator-loving, pathologically lying, attorneys general-bribing, philandering, mobbed up, narcissistic serial con artist

The least qualified candidate ever to lurch into the public spotlight and shit on Gold Star moms while cradling Putin’s sweaty sack

Cheeto Mussolini

Dolt 45

Adolf Twitler

Agent Orange

The Angry Creamsicle

Barbecued Brutus

Benedict Donald

Boss Tweet


Cheeto Benito


The Combover Con Artist

Comrade Cheetolino

Creep Throat

Crown Prince of Politwits

Darth Hater

Donald Chump

Donnie Bratso

Donnie TicTac

Draft Dodger Don


The Fanta Fascist

The Fraud of Fifth Avenue

Fuckface Von Clownstick

Genghis Can’t

The Golden Wrecking Ball

The Great White Dope

Hair Furher

The Human Tanning Bed Warning Label

The Infuriator

Last Of The Mango Mohawkans

Little Lady Fingers

King Leer

The Lone DeRanger

The Lyin King

Macho McGrump

Mango Mussolini

President Gold Man Sucks

President If-Urine-You’re-In

President Rancid Velveeta

Prima Donald

Pudgy McTrumpcake

Putin’s Papaya-Flavored Pawn

Short-Fingered Vulgarian

Sir Sissypants

The Talking Yam

Tangerine Tornado



Trumpty Dumpty

Vanilla ISIS

The White Pride Piper

Putin’s Puppet

Putin’s Bitch

Putin’s Lapdog

Putin’s Cock-Holster

Putin’s Useful Idiot

Comrade Trumputin

The Brooklyn Bolshevik

The Russian Mole

Cheeto-Dusted Bloviator

Screaming Cheeto

Cheeto Benito

Cheez Whiz

Mango Mussolini

Cinnamon Hitler

Candied Yam

Angry Creamsicle

Fanta Ranter

Trumpster Fire

Orange Julius

Orange Foolius

Lord Voldemort

Orange Anus

Snake Oil Salesman

Golden Wrecking Ball

Fuckface von Clownstick


Comedy Entrapment

Unrepentant Narcissistic Asshole

The White Kanye

Short-Fingered Vulgarian

Tiny Hands Trump

Babyfingers Trump

Pixie Fingers Trump

The Tiny-Handed Tyrant


Chubby Nubby

Short-Fingered Totalitarian

Agent Orange

The Trump of Doom

The Antichrist

Prima Donald

The Hunchback of Notre Shame

Shambling Sasquatch

Agent Orange


The Human Corncob

Darth Hater

Hair Furher

K-Mart Caesar

The Angry Cheeto

Genghis Can’t

The Xenophobic Sweet Potato

Prima Donald

Barbecued Brutus

The White Kanye

Dire Abby

The Tanning Bed Warning Label

Tangerine Jesus

The Feral Shouting Meatball

Vanilla ISIS

The Talking Yam

Mango Mussolini

Cinnamon Hitler

Agent Orange


Birther Boy


Cheeto Benito

Cheeto Jesus

Cinnamon Hitler

Darth Hater

Donnie Darko

Dumb Corleone


Forrest Trump

Fuckface von Clownstick

Genghis Can’t

Hair Furor

Hair Trump

Humpty Trumpty

Mein Trumpf

Mr. Wiggy Piggy

Mussolini’s Taint

POTUS Wrecks

Prima Donald

Puffed Up Daddy

The Angry Pumpkin

The Combover Kid

The Commander-in-Grief

The Dick-Tater

The New York Pork Dork

The Presumptuous Nominee

The Short Fingered Vulgarian

The Talking Yam

The Tangerine Tornado

The Tiny Handed Tyrant

The Tufted Taliban

The White Kanye

Thurston Shitbag the Third


Trumpty Dumpty

Trumpy Cat

Vanilla ISIS

Pile of old garbage covered with vodka sauce

Butternut squash who wished upon a shooting star and became a real live boy

Traffic cone soaked in raw sewage

Day old mayonnaise sculpture

Chairman of the Saddam Hussein fan club

Self-financed melting jack-o-lantern

Empty sack of hot air

Mutant from a carrot-juicing accident

Cancer in a wig

Pumpkin in a suit

The uncle who hits on your wife at funerals

Expired bottle of Sunny Delight

Racist clementine

Weirdest and most conspiratorial nutjob on the message board

Half-melted Push Pop

Pile of cheesy slop stuffed inside a thin orange shell

Six foot pile of angry carrot cake vomit

Torture-supporting Muslim-disparaging horseman of the apocalypse

Cheeto Benito

Super Callous Fragile Racist Extra Braggadocious



Snowflake in Chief


Dorito Mussolini

Fuckface Von Clownstick


Mango Mussolini

Tangerine Palpatine

L. Don Tubbard

Fascist, loofa-faced shit-gibbon

Il Douche

So-Called Ruler Of The United States (SCROTUS)

Commander in Tweet

Scandalf the Orange

The Kremlin Gremlin

Don the Con

Bannon’s Bitch

The Mango Molester

Trumpster Fire

The Fanta Fascist

The Apricot Pol Pot

Agent Orange

Mandarin Messiah

Fucking idiot.


Gross Domestic Product

Persimmon Palpatine

The Siberian Candidate

Midget Digits

Pumpkin Pinochet

The Prima Donald


Ku Klux Klown

Orange is the new black

Taking a Trump

Tangerine Tyrant

Sir Orange Dickblossom of the Flaxen Weave

Emperor Hirocheeto

The Banana Republican


Orange Foolius

Donny Two Scoops

Clementine Caligula

Tweety Amin

Hillbilly Hitler

The Ochre Joker

Schmuck a l’Orange

Weapons-grade plum

Utter twonk

Witless fucking cocksplat

Weaselheaded fucknugget

Mangled apricot hellbeast

Clueless numpty

Bloviating flesh bag

Toupeed fucktrumpet

Incompressible jizztrumpet

Tiny fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret wearing shitgibbon


President Postliterate Bestwords

President Trumphausen

Treason Weasel


Tangerine Wankmaggot

Just Another Prick With No Wall

Frito Bandito

The Ku Klux Conman



Agolf Twittler


Diaper Shitsmear

BLOTUS (Big Loud Orangutan of The United States)

Cadet Bone Spurs

Fucking Moron

Super Callous Fragile Racist Sexist NAZI POTUS

Cinnamon Hitler

Mango Unchained

Super Callous Fragile Racist Extra Braggadocious

The Cuckwork Orange

Mrs. Donald Putin

Klan Chowder

Turd Reich

Mayonnaise Sculpture

Public Access Caligula

Hospital Laundry

Calamari Lips

Pariah Carey

Chicken Littlehands

Traitor the Hutt

Full Diaper

Lumbering Garbage Barge

Daddy Nobucks

Macaulay Sulkin’

Illiterate Nero


Resting Crime Face

Census Whitener

Charm Vacuum

Grabby Wan Kenobi

Kremlin Debt

Friendless Urinal Cake

Quisling of Queens

Crime Champ


Dumb Sauron

Summa Cum Fraude

Ass Menagerie

Baby Whisper Skin

White Pride Piper

Flesh Cavern Turkeythroat


Community Theater Strongman

Fragile Shit Dumpster

Idiot Kristallnacht

Honey Baked Flim-Flam Man

Whopper with Crime

Treason Weasel

Late Stage Anakin Skywalker

Piece of Fucking Shit


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