Sentient caps-lock button
Freshly sandpapered reality star
Two-bit wall salesman
Melting hunk of uninformed apricot Jell-O
Erratic rage quasar
America’s first appendix
Backfired wish that Republicans made on a cursed monkey’s paw
Agent Orange
Bigoted See ‘n Say
Dauphin of Breitbartistan
Demagoguing bag of candy corn
George Wallace in a wig
Cheap National Front knockoff
Muddled asshole yearning to scream free
Big hairy orange villain
Leering dildo
M. Night Orangeman
Grotesque caterpillar turning into a somehow even more grotesque butterfly
Heretical billionaire bully
Nativist foghorn
Crotch-fondling slab of rancid meatloaf
Casino Mussolini
Monstrous apricot bulb
Hometown embarrassment
Screaming carrot demon
First-grader with a head injury
16-month Hindenburg explosion
Orange supremacist
Sociopathic 70-year-old toddler
Failed QVC steak salesman
Nasty garbage monster
The white power movement’s orange ally
Thrice-married foul-mouthed tit judge who likes Planned Parenthood and thinks Corinthians is a type of car upholstery
Two-bit used hate salesman
The asteroid that just destroyed a party of dinosaurs
Dick-waving Berlusconi knockoff
Fat Elvis
Large-mouthed ass
Creamsicle
Rich asshole who wants to be king of America
Tangerine tinted trash can fire
Tax-cheating, investor-swindling, worker-shafting, dictator-loving, pathologically lying, attorneys general-bribing, philandering, mobbed up, narcissistic serial con artist
The least qualified candidate ever to lurch into the public spotlight and shit on Gold Star moms while cradling Putin’s sweaty sack
Cheeto Mussolini
Dolt 45
Adolf Twitler
Agent Orange
The Angry Creamsicle
Barbecued Brutus
Benedict Donald
Boss Tweet
Bratman
Cheeto Benito
Cheeto-In-Chief
The Combover Con Artist
Comrade Cheetolino
Creep Throat
Crown Prince of Politwits
Darth Hater
Donald Chump
Donnie Bratso
Donnie TicTac
Draft Dodger Don
Dumbelldore
The Fanta Fascist
The Fraud of Fifth Avenue
Fuckface Von Clownstick
Genghis Can’t
The Golden Wrecking Ball
The Great White Dope
Hair Furher
The Human Tanning Bed Warning Label
The Infuriator
Last Of The Mango Mohawkans
Little Lady Fingers
King Leer
The Lone DeRanger
The Lyin King
Macho McGrump
Mango Mussolini
President Gold Man Sucks
President If-Urine-You’re-In
President Rancid Velveeta
Prima Donald
Pudgy McTrumpcake
Putin’s Papaya-Flavored Pawn
Short-Fingered Vulgarian
Sir Sissypants
The Talking Yam
Tangerine Tornado
Tie-Coon
Trumplethinskin
Trumpty Dumpty
Vanilla ISIS
The White Pride Piper
Putin’s Puppet
Putin’s Bitch
Putin’s Lapdog
Putin’s Cock-Holster
Putin’s Useful Idiot
Comrade Trumputin
The Brooklyn Bolshevik
The Russian Mole
Cheeto-Dusted Bloviator
Screaming Cheeto
Cheeto Benito
Cheez Whiz
Mango Mussolini
Cinnamon Hitler
Candied Yam
Angry Creamsicle
Fanta Ranter
Trumpster Fire
Orange Julius
Orange Foolius
Lord Voldemort
Orange Anus
Snake Oil Salesman
Golden Wrecking Ball
Fuckface von Clownstick
Man-Baby
Comedy Entrapment
Unrepentant Narcissistic Asshole
The White Kanye
Short-Fingered Vulgarian
Tiny Hands Trump
Babyfingers Trump
Pixie Fingers Trump
The Tiny-Handed Tyrant
Stumpy
Chubby Nubby
Short-Fingered Totalitarian
Agent Orange
The Trump of Doom
The Antichrist
Prima Donald
The Hunchback of Notre Shame
Shambling Sasquatch
Agent Orange
Bratman
The Human Corncob
Darth Hater
Hair Furher
K-Mart Caesar
The Angry Cheeto
Genghis Can’t
The Xenophobic Sweet Potato
Prima Donald
Barbecued Brutus
The White Kanye
Dire Abby
The Tanning Bed Warning Label
Tangerine Jesus
The Feral Shouting Meatball
Vanilla ISIS
The Talking Yam
Mango Mussolini
Cinnamon Hitler
Agent Orange
Babyfingers
Birther Boy
Bratman
Cheeto Benito
Cheeto Jesus
Cinnamon Hitler
Darth Hater
Donnie Darko
Dumb Corleone
Dumbelldore
Forrest Trump
Fuckface von Clownstick
Genghis Can’t
Hair Furor
Hair Trump
Humpty Trumpty
Mein Trumpf
Mr. Wiggy Piggy
Mussolini’s Taint
POTUS Wrecks
Prima Donald
Puffed Up Daddy
The Angry Pumpkin
The Combover Kid
The Commander-in-Grief
The Dick-Tater
The New York Pork Dork
The Presumptuous Nominee
The Short Fingered Vulgarian
The Talking Yam
The Tangerine Tornado
The Tiny Handed Tyrant
The Tufted Taliban
The White Kanye
Thurston Shitbag the Third
Trumplethinskin
Trumpty Dumpty
Trumpy Cat
Vanilla ISIS
Pile of old garbage covered with vodka sauce
Butternut squash who wished upon a shooting star and became a real live boy
Traffic cone soaked in raw sewage
Day old mayonnaise sculpture
Chairman of the Saddam Hussein fan club
Self-financed melting jack-o-lantern
Empty sack of hot air
Mutant from a carrot-juicing accident
Cancer in a wig
Pumpkin in a suit
The uncle who hits on your wife at funerals
Expired bottle of Sunny Delight
Racist clementine
Weirdest and most conspiratorial nutjob on the message board
Half-melted Push Pop
Pile of cheesy slop stuffed inside a thin orange shell
Six foot pile of angry carrot cake vomit
Torture-supporting Muslim-disparaging horseman of the apocalypse
Cheeto Benito
Super Callous Fragile Racist Extra Braggadocious
Trumplethinskin
GropenFührer
Snowflake in Chief
Twitler
Dorito Mussolini
Fuckface Von Clownstick
PrimaDonald
Mango Mussolini
Tangerine Palpatine
L. Don Tubbard
Fascist, loofa-faced shit-gibbon
Il Douche
So-Called Ruler Of The United States (SCROTUS)
Commander in Tweet
Scandalf the Orange
The Kremlin Gremlin
Don the Con
Bannon’s Bitch
The Mango Molester
Trumpster Fire
The Fanta Fascist
The Apricot Pol Pot
Agent Orange
Mandarin Messiah
Fucking idiot.
Twitler
Gross Domestic Product
Persimmon Palpatine
The Siberian Candidate
Midget Digits
Pumpkin Pinochet
The Prima Donald
Twitler
Ku Klux Klown
Orange is the new black
Taking a Trump
Tangerine Tyrant
Sir Orange Dickblossom of the Flaxen Weave
Emperor Hirocheeto
The Banana Republican
Trumplethinskin
Orange Foolius
Donny Two Scoops
Clementine Caligula
Tweety Amin
Hillbilly Hitler
The Ochre Joker
Schmuck a l’Orange
Weapons-grade plum
Utter twonk
Witless fucking cocksplat
Weaselheaded fucknugget
Mangled apricot hellbeast
Clueless numpty
Bloviating flesh bag
Toupeed fucktrumpet
Incompressible jizztrumpet
Tiny fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret wearing shitgibbon
Cockwomble
President Postliterate Bestwords
President Trumphausen
Treason Weasel
Gropenfuhrer
Tangerine Wankmaggot
Just Another Prick With No Wall
Frito Bandito
The Ku Klux Conman
Trumpanzee
BLOATUS
Agolf Twittler
Maga-Lardo
Diaper Shitsmear
BLOTUS (Big Loud Orangutan of The United States)
Cadet Bone Spurs
Fucking Moron
Super Callous Fragile Racist Sexist NAZI POTUS
Cinnamon Hitler
Mango Unchained
Super Callous Fragile Racist Extra Braggadocious
The Cuckwork Orange
Mrs. Donald Putin
Klan Chowder
Turd Reich
Mayonnaise Sculpture
Public Access Caligula
Hospital Laundry
Calamari Lips
Pariah Carey
Chicken Littlehands
Traitor the Hutt
Full Diaper
Lumbering Garbage Barge
Daddy Nobucks
Macaulay Sulkin’
Illiterate Nero
Nazimodo
Resting Crime Face
Census Whitener
Charm Vacuum
Grabby Wan Kenobi
Kremlin Debt
Friendless Urinal Cake
Quisling of Queens
Crime Champ
Narcisyphilis
Dumb Sauron
Summa Cum Fraude
Ass Menagerie
Baby Whisper Skin
White Pride Piper
Flesh Cavern Turkeythroat
Nocabulary
Community Theater Strongman
Fragile Shit Dumpster
Idiot Kristallnacht
Honey Baked Flim-Flam Man
Whopper with Crime
Treason Weasel
Late Stage Anakin Skywalker
Piece of Fucking Shit
